I write tributes.
Eulogies, toasts, send-offs, keepsakes — the right words for the moments that matter, written for the people who have to stand up and say them.
Eulogies & Memorials
The hardest one. You have a few days, a room full of people, and one chance to say who they were. Tell me the stories — I’ll find the through-line. Fast turnaround, handled gently.
Celebration Speeches
Weddings, anniversaries, milestone birthdays — the toast that sounds like you on your best day. Funny where it should be, sincere where it counts, short enough to keep the room.
Professional Tributes
Retirements, award introductions, colleague send-offs. Thirty years of work deserves more than a sheet cake and “good luck.” I turn a career into a story people actually want to hear.
Written Keepsakes
Not everything needs a podium. Letters for milestone moments, printed tribute pieces, memorials for pets who were family. Written to be handed over, folded up, and kept.
Book a consultation
Thirty minutes, $50, credited toward your final quote. You bring the occasion; I bring the questions.
We talk
Who they are, the stories worth telling, and the things we absolutely will not mention. This conversation is the whole ballgame.
You get a flat quote
One price for the piece, agreed up front. No meter running, no surprises on the invoice.
I write, you react
A full draft, then one honest round of revisions until it sounds like you — not like a greeting card.
It’s yours
Delivered ready to speak or print. Private by default, always.
Everything you tell me stays between us. The samples on this site are real work with names and details changed — and nothing of yours gets published without your say-so.
Start with a conversation.
Every tribute starts with a $50 consultation, credited toward your quote if we work together. Early customers: the first few are on me — ask.